So today Fylicia sent me this picture of what I'm guessing what was mother goose.
Honestly if I ever saw something like that in real life I'd turn and run the other way.
Its not at all comforting.
Why do kids like mother goose?
Her story's are lame.
I mean, come on, humpty dumpty couldn't be put back together again!
How is that comforting to a child?
All I know is if I was walking down the street and saw a giant goose walking down the street with grandma glasses on, it wouldn't bring joy to me.
I'd more likely kick it in the shin and run the other way.
I mean even real geese are mean, I got bit by one as a kid.
Asshole.
Edit: Fylicia just made a good point...
Do geese have shins? My educated guess would be no, but I am no goose expert.
I think I just like kicking people in the shins in general,
but if it was a person in a goose costume, I will for sure find a shin.
