Mother Goose

So today Fylicia sent me this picture of what I'm guessing what was mother goose.

Honestly if I ever saw something like that in real life I'd turn and run the other way.

Its not at all comforting.

Why do kids like mother goose?

Her story's are lame.

I mean, come on, humpty dumpty couldn't be put back together again!

How is that comforting to a child?

All I know is if I was walking down the street and saw a giant goose walking down the street with grandma glasses on, it wouldn't bring joy to me.

I'd more likely kick it in the shin and run the other way.

I mean even real geese are mean, I got bit by one as a kid.

Asshole.

Edit: Fylicia just made a good point...

Do geese have shins? My educated guess would be no, but I am no goose expert.

I think I just like kicking people in the shins in general,

but if it was a person in a goose costume, I will for sure find a shin.